Hello and welcome to the Lions Led by Donkeys podcast.

Since we last left you, I have been taken down by the feds, not just the FBI, but the Babylonian demons that are at the IRS for taking an extreme amount of cash payments for my printing business.

I argued that what I've done has been completely

legal and I have violated no laws. Despite that, big government sends me down. On the other side of

town, Joe is getting ready for his one last job. I was inspired because I once swore an oath

with my homies in the woods over a white baby that we found in a dumpster.

I took my car into a shop, ran by Nate, because it turns out when you have a dumpster baby

in your car, they vomit and they shit everywhere. And I needed it to be detailed. However, he did a very,

very bad job. And he charged me way too much. I decided right then and there, this man must be Jewish.

I quickly went on Google

to figure out how to build a fire bomb. After many failed attempts and one burnt down garage,

I approached slowly towards his detailing and body shop store to set it ablaze. Hey, hey, hey, hey,

listen, listen, listen, man. I got to, I got a, let me just talk to you for a second.

Okay, look.

I realized that things might not be looking so great.

I did the best that I could, okay?

But here's a problem is y'all on that woo healing crystal shit and you got the breastfed babies.

Okay, that stuff doesn't come out.

I told you in advance.

It was probably going to need multiple cleanings. you got on Simulac, it wouldn't be that big of a problem. You know what I mean? I can clean that out. I got a pressure washer and everything. But y'all are all about that. Like, I don't even know

what it is. You think Mother Earth shit. You think you rubbed dirt in a wound and it heals it or something

because it's closer to the healing spirit, right? Like to help this case here if I talk about diamonds in their various colors.

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