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Spilled Milk

Episode 369: Mayonnaise

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by First Day Back.

0:02.6

And First Day Back is a podcast about people coming back to whatever it is they do

0:06.4

after probably the worst experience of their lives.

0:09.3

I've done stand-up comedy and you know my biggest fear in doing stand up was dying on stage in

0:14.2

the sense of having a really shitty time. The star of the new season 3 of

0:18.5

first day back literally died on stage. His heart stopped for five minutes during his set and the season is all

0:25.5

about what happened next. You can also binge season two right now. It's about a

0:29.5

woman who comes back from prison but her husband is not not back at home to greet her because she was

0:34.4

in prison for shooting him.

0:36.3

So check out first day back in your podcast app, wherever you get your podcast, and subscribe

0:40.5

so you don't miss an episode. I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:50.6

delicious eat it all and you can't have any.

0:53.0

And this week we were talking about mayonnaise.

0:57.0

Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise.

1:00.0

Mayo.

1:01.0

Uh, Matthew, I have to say, I know that we planned this episode a while ago and I know that you're probably

1:07.6

not really excited about it because you are condiment phobic.

1:11.6

Well, it depends what you mean by excited like you know you know

1:15.6

that experiment where like like like they found like a variety of experiments

1:19.3

that you know people interpret like the the sensations of arousal in different ways

1:24.2

depending on the context and like what they've been told by the experimenter oh yeah I

1:28.9

feel very excited in a bad way. Okay. Okay.

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