A world-renowned artist held at gunpoint, a scary clown with an out-of-control tongue, AITAs, and

FMK. This week's episode is our Patreon extravaganza.

A bump in the night, your heart fills with dread, Probably a murder or who wants you dead

It could be a ghost, a demon or worse,

Perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse

It's hopeless, you're doomed, you'd call a priest if you could

You'd rather just listen to who sinisterhood

I'm gonna kill you well well hello everyone

if we're or it's blah bl bl bl bl bl bl blib blib.

Because we're down with the Aalienes and we're broadcasting live from their studio under the Atlantic Ocean.

If only this, we were coming to you live from beneath the waves.

That would be the one better thing than to be able to come to you from the past, but you're hearing

this in the future. As you hear this on this lovely Wednesday, we're actually in the middle

of the Bermuda Triangle, sailing on Crime Wave at Sea with Henry and Ed and all the other fun folks

that are out there and all of our fun listeners that came to join us. But we wanted to bring you

something in our absence.

Yeah.

We are hopefully having the time of our lives.

It's easy to say that on Thursday before you leave, but.

Oh, man.

I hope this age as well.

Not going to.

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