Yes, this is Major Elvis Newton.

And I'm Ballinia Newton.

And the two of us, as reluctant as we may be, to endorse the Phil Henry Show brand,

are thankful for the platform he provides, the Citizens' Auxiliary Police.

Today we're going to be hearing about the fan out, the fan in, and the spread out.

All of these very important to the future of my husband's pursuit and passion, the Citizens

Augsairi Police.

And to that end, we thank Phil Henry for allowing us this time to place our presentation on his

platform.

I know he loves to do jokes and laughs and kids around with people, and they have a lot of fun.

We like to have fun, too, at the Citizens, Augslery Police, but we don't like to have fun at the expense of other people or to make fun of someone's genitals, this kind of thing. Exactly. The world famous Phil Henry Show at Phil Hendry Show.com get a backstage pass for less than $10 a month, less than $7 a month for a year. At Phil Hendry Show.com, the greatest value online, they say, other than porn.

I don't know.

The following is a world-famous Phil Henry show encore presentation.

This is Major Elvis Newton,

and we'd like to dedicate today's show to our brother

Ben Baltis in Madison, Wisconsin.

I'm Major Elvis Newton.

Welcome to fan out, spread out, and then fan right back in tight.

This is the weekly webcast of the Citizens Auxiliary Police.

This week, I'll be hosting along with my wife, one of the founding minds, one of the intellects behind the citizens' auxiliary police, Ballonia Newton.

Ballonia, it's good to have you with me.

Hello, everyone, Volunia Newton here.

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