Hello there, welcome to a brand new R-Splug R-Scast right here on R-Splug.com.

Hope you're well.

I'm okay. Thanks.

At this very moment though I am struggling. I'm unsure as to what is going on. I'll try

and explain it to you. I think somewhere in the phone bit of my microphone there is

a dog hair from Archer, the German Shepherd. It's stuck somewhere. When I'm sitting here

out of microphone it's in my peripheral vision. I can see it. It's wobbling around to the

sound of my voice. However, when I move back from the microphone I can't find it. It's

just nowhere. I don't know what it is. Whether it's an invisible hair, the other thing I'm

thinking of is that it could be in my eye. That makes me go like, because I hate the idea

of something being in my eye. It's gross. Last week I got a fly in my eye. I was cycling

along and this fly had the whole fucking sky everywhere. Like the whole of the sky.

He's got to fly along in, but no. He has to fly into my eye. I was trying to cycle along

a busy road doing that. We're blinking thing that you're doing. Then I rub my eye and

then it was even more blinking. I had to pull in and eventually scrape fly guts because

there was nothing left of the fly at that point out of my eye and onto my finger. It was

only like, I don't know, two thirds of the fly. My eye consumed the rest of the fly and

it's like horrible. Fucking fly asshole. So I'm hoping that this thing is in the foam

and I just can't see it. But if it's in my eye, I could possibly freak out because you know,

it could travel around the back of my eye then and go into my somewhere that's connected

to your eye and then into my brain and just fester there and then one day I'll wake

up and I won't be able to say words. Well, the words will just come out backwards or wrong

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