Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

Yo, yo, yo, can we get Thanksgiving first?

I'm hungry.

What's up, y'all? It's Kadeen.

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My cat is digging through her cat box right now.

You may hear that in the background.

That's part of the truthfulness and the honesty of tonight's podcast.

My cat just took a dump, and Bob Green and Margaret Gray will be involved in a sort of a play, if you will, a theatrical presentation.

In the meantime, I want to tell you about our backstage pass, the world-famous Phil Henry Show Backstage Pass, which is only less than $10 a month for one-month subscription, less than $7 a month for one-year subscription.

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As I say, you can get it for a year, you can get it for a month. And listen and see if thousands of other people are thinking isn't true, that it is pretty well damn worth the money. We like to think it's the greatest value online other than porn, but I don't really go to those sites, so I wouldn't know. Bullshit. Right. The show you're going to hear tonight is a theatrical presentation and does not reflect any real events. I don't even want to turn the fan off. Don't turn off the fan. Phil, don't worry. I'm all right. She's all right for now. Margaret, Bob, if you heard her, so help me God. What are you going to do? What are you going to do?

What am I going to do?

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