Hello there, welcome to a brand new R-Splag R-Scanus right here on R-Splag.com. Hope you're

well. The Interlull, that's it. It's done finished over at Kaput Finito. End of story. Until the next one.

Yeah, there's another one next month. But hey, that's because they're having playoffs, you see,

because the European championships in France next summer. It's a big tournament. It's like 24 or

48 or 64 teams. I don't know. It's a lot of teams. I should have looked at this. But it is a lot of teams.

Wales are going to be there. For example, Aaron Ramsey. He's going to represent his country at an

international tournament. Wales is first international tournament since the 1958 World Cup so well done

to Aaron Ramsey and to Wales. Ireland are going to be in a playoff. Who knows who they're going to be

playing? I don't know. Don't think it really matters to be honest. It's all much of a much at this

stage. They either will or they won't. But because of the size of the tournament, every single

country in Europe has qualified. Every single one of them without exception. Apart from,

there was one wasn't there in midweek. Didn't didn't qualify.

You only know gold. Robin van Persie of all people. The man who was brought on to try and rescue

the Dutch scores against the Dutch. Perfect. That is definitely the other end. Lovely placement.

Just make it clear, of course, that this is to do with Van Persie and Van Persie alone.

It has nothing to do with the Netherlands who provided me with my very, very first ever football memory.

Yeah, it's completely true. My first ever football memory is of the 1978 World Cup final.

First Arsenal memory is the 1979 FA Cup final. I'm sure I must have seen Arsenal because I had

all the football books and the Rothman's books and the stats books. I had those from a very young

age, but I can't really remember much about what I saw or what football I saw on the television.

And I was so distraught that night when Argentina won the World Cup. I was so up for Holland.

I hit the post and then extra time and they lose and there's the ticker tape. I think that

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