Episode 364 - It's All Gravy

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Comedy, History

4.9 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Should all beaches be public property? Where does Florida rank in national beach access freedoms?

On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty discuss your favorite Florida Man headlines before being joined by Luke West for a brand-new 5-Minute Movie Review. The boys then begin Session 1 of "FMOFM Reads Point Break," a new segment where the crew reads through the entirety of a film script over the course of 20 episodes. In the episode finale, Josh takes the team on a deep dive into Florida's beach access laws and what they mean for everyday Floridians. The episode ends with an insane new musical guest, Dive Night from Miami, Florida.

Headlines include:

Florida Man arrested for crashing into a BMW dealership, Florida Man eats feral pig meat (update), Florida Man sues Walt Disney World over water slide catastrophe, Florida Woman bear-maces another Florida Woman for killing a chicken trying to cross the road.

On Mic: Jesse Nieman, Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, Luke West

Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union: Florida.

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0:00.0	Recorded in front of a live studio audience.
0:05.9	Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away.
0:13.8	That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay.
0:25.2	Welcome to Florida men on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty.
0:36.6	The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.
0:39.6	Episode sponsored by Life Serial.
0:41.4	This one's Life cereal this week.
0:43.7	Life, it grows on you.
0:44.9	Come on, crunch.
0:48.2	And that's, and we rehearsed that for a bit.
0:52.0	Yeah, that's probably the best, our best take, though, I'd say.
1:28.4	Yeah, and we're racking up some sponsors that we think are, we believe in miriam webster of course uh loves food stations was last week boeing uh time x um time war machine yeah anything any kind of defense contractor um dude the money's there the money is there there, bro. Let me tell you, Lockheed Martin. Oh, yeah. That one, I was like, I don't know. Should we? And then they put that check in front of me. Well, they flew us out to Saudi Arabia to collect the check. Yeah, they go, this is what the funds are going to. Yeah. This is what the big dogs look like over here. I wish I wouldn't have known actually what it's going to.
1:31.4	Same.
1:32.0	Okay, so here's the thing.
1:32.8	It's episode 364, and in one week, episode 365 will air, and you could listen to a Florida
1:41.1	Man on Florida Man episode every day for an entire year if you wanted to at that point.
1:46.6	You'd have new content every day for a year.
1:49.6	That's something. That's something. I don't know if that's like a Guinness thing.
1:52.7	We could make it a Guinness.
1:53.8	We can make it a Guinness thing. But let's say this.
1:55.4	Okay, hold on. You've got, because you want to listen to the next one live, right?
2:00.2	Right.
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