You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast, and now your host, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right, you're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm Chad Dundas, alongside Ben Fulks, as always.

We're both senior writers in MMA for The Athletic, and we meet here every single week to chop up all the prominent, newsworthy, and hilarious happenings in the world of mixed martial arts.

Ben, we are returned from the woods.

Had ourselves quite a time.

Camping over the weekend, along with the 30 or so of our closest friends.

I did hear your daughter referred to it as glamping.

She did?

Yes.

Maybe because you guys have a tent that is roughly the size of a tank, like a military tank.

I believe it's the biggest commercially available tent, family tent.

The R.E.I. Kingdom eight.

It's got two rooms, rear vestibule.

You know, when you got three kids and you take up a huge amount of room, you can't just run down to the Army Navy surplus store and pick up any old wall tent.

You've got to go big or go home.

Would you care to comment on reports that the Kingdom ate became kind of a vomatorium over this weekend?

I can confirm that.

The final night of camping, my six-year-old daughter, apparently who also referred to it as glamping,

I think she ate too many snacks, and she barfed all over her sleeping bag, all over the warm jacket she was wearing, all over the inside of the tent, puked on the wall of the tent.

Wow.

Which is some impressive shit, if you ask me.

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