Episode 364: Angel on Your Shoulder

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2017

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Stories covered in episode: David Whitney Asks Which Is Worse: Terrorism Or Ariana Grande's Promotion Of Satanism And Sodomy Kevin Swanson: 'The Handmaid's Tale' Could Lead To Genocide Against Christians Missouri Legislator Decapitates Live Chicken on Facebook Because Abortion Wayne Allyn Root Tells Men Never To Date A Liberal Woman Who Hates Trump Because 'She'll Cut Your Pee-Pee Off' Jim Bakker: Pat Robertson Has The Power To Pray Hurricanes Away Jim Bakker: Send Angels To Donald Trump Gateway For Reason

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0:15.1	Hey, Tom and Cecil, pronouns aren't that fucking hard.
0:19.4	I'm not binary.
0:20.8	My existence isn't a joke, but from listening to cognitive dissonance, that's the way it
0:25.3	comes off.
0:26.3	We're non-binary people than me and Ari listened to this and lots of people who have never
0:31.1	heard of non-binary gender due to who are the whole mother fuckers.
0:35.8	Hey guys, I don't think you should rush the judgment on the scientific
0:41.3	illiteracy of the Mozambiqueans.
0:45.3	They're following the scientific method.
0:46.7	They have a hypothesis.
0:48.2	Do bald people have gold in their head and they're testing it.
0:52.3	I'm sure there's a double-blind experiment that they're going to get to before they got
0:55.8	arrested where they would crack open the heads of a few haired people and compare the
1:01.4	results.
1:03.0	This is the scientific method in progress.
1:04.9	How dare you impune that?
1:08.0	Tom and Cecil, I got to say your last show when you insulted rodents that was incredibly
1:15.0	offensive.
1:16.0	I mean, I like cats and dogs, but ultimately I'm a rat person.
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