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We Hate Movies

Episode 362 - Jurassic World (CLIP)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2018

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

On this month's WHM Prime bonus episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and get the whole thing! 

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0:00.0

["The Star of the World"]

0:11.0

So, these things get out and it's not just Tarrant Actles. I don't even know I'm not a dinosaur expert, sorry.

0:17.0

Listen, they're all Tarrant Actles, Steve.

0:19.0

No, but some of them have like T-Rex faces. It's like, it looks like fucking Langoliers a little bit.

0:24.0

Yes, I was getting a total Langolier vibe. That's weird.

0:27.0

Well, yeah, because like in the aliens universe, they bottle up their mistakes. Be it any Wong, just let some fucking go.

0:34.0

I'm wrong, I'm wrong, kill me.

0:38.0

Yes, dude. I can guarantee you some of these cross-bred dinosaurs are praying for death.

0:43.0

And hearts to last.

0:45.0

And so they lay waste to this part.

0:50.0

These dinos are flying through this fucking promenade.

0:54.0

This is where Jimmy Buffett grabs the margaritas.

0:56.0

But people are just getting dying, left and right. One of them picks up this British woman.

1:00.0

Oh my god. It's such a cruel and rich woman.

1:04.0

Pick-up is this British woman who's barely a character. You barely know her.

1:07.0

Yep, not that.

1:08.0

Does she even have a name?

1:09.0

Zara.

1:10.0

That's it.

1:11.0

Oh, alright.

1:12.0

And they wouldn't guess that.

1:13.0

That's a name that you'd hate.

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