Hey, friends, this is Wade B. Fosborn. I am the Sergeant Major, now the sub-major, the Florida

Auxiliary Police Auxiliary, formerly the Florida Alt-Ga-Brigade Police Auxiliary. I want to remind you

that a backstage pass, which is a subscription to the world-famous Phil Henry's show,

will enable you to hear Mr. Henry's great radio show, his digitcast, his podcast, his home movies,

all of his video cast and all of his pre-show, where he is able to take you behind the scenes.

Now, I personally have only known Mr. Henry for the last six months, and I'm not really familiar with his show,

but he must make enough money where he can have himself and his crew flown back and forth

between Florida and California, and I'd love to have something like that in my life, okay?

I'd like to be doing something other than walking around with a turnaround baseball cap, baseball pants,

and a dress shirt, giving tickets to guys for clogging up toilets.

It ain't no good.

It's it ain't no good.

Get yourself a subscription of

a world famous Phil Henry Show, a backstage pass for a month or for a year at Philneryshow.com.

I'm Jay Santos. I'm B. Fosborn. Go ahead. Do it. Do it today.

Hi, folks. This is Jackie. I know you don't normally hear from me, but I'm just giving you a heads up about what's going on with Phil.

He's not able to do the show tonight because he's suffering from a terrible case of laryngitis.

He can squeak out a couple of words, and sometimes it sounds like he's hitting three notes at the same time.

It's kind of frightening. But anyway, the whole cast of this play that Phil is in, the pitch up in New York,

a lot of them have come down with this same cold. And he sounded good last night. Well, passable.

Today, he's barely squeaking. So, otherwise I tell him to make this himself, but he can't.

So, he thanks you for your understanding, and please enjoy the show.

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