Episode 361 - xXx

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2018

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets EXTREEEEEEME with a ridiculous discussion about the totally EXTREEEEEEME Vin Diesel vehicle, xXx! Who thought Vin Diesel would make an entertaining, wisecracking, James Bond knock-off? Why was Eve designing Xander Cage an "underground website"? And what was with Vin Diesel's wandering tongue? PLUS: George W. Bush is on the hunt for some ice-cold Fruitopia!

xXx stars Vin Diesel, Asia Argento, Samuel L. Jackson, Marton Csokas, Thomas Ian Griffith, Eve, and Danny Trejo; directed by Rob Cohen.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:05.4	Alan today's program the summer blockbuster extravaganza continues with the movie that's much
0:11.1	dumber than I remembered when I saw it in theaters it's triple X I'm Andrew
0:15.7	Jupin Steven Saydak Erick Siska and we hate movies
0:45.7	Hello everyone welcome to we hate movies welcome to another entry in the 2018 summer blockbuster extravaganza and that's right it is Rob
0:59.9	Collins triumphant return to the show talking about triple X from 2002. Oh now let me ask you guys something because the
1:08.5	version I watch I want to make sure I watch the correct thing okay because mine was just a bunch of
1:13.9	people happen sex oh no you watch pornography oh Eric that's pornography yeah also no as triple X it's
1:22.6	also it meant the thing I watched and there's so many endings it was like return to the king with
1:27.6	those climaxes oh wow yeah okay so then like this guy and girl uh-huh and there was a girl and
1:35.6	girl oh wow and then there was a guy and a guy okay and I was having a good time you watch
1:41.3	you stayed to the end I recommend stayed for the stinger oh yeah I think like a nice like sub
1:48.5	call a sub title for this Rob Cohen well there was a sub calling in the film I watch I bet Ben
1:54.3	over and I'll show you I bet you anything though you could have been like triple X call in actual
2:00.1	pornography is more entertaining I was afraid to Google this at work it was a weird thing searching
2:06.6	for it on Amazon well two things about the title one that's why the the big the X in the middle is
2:12.7	bigger is to distinguish it from actual pornography or an actual triple X rating and secondly they put
2:19.5	a billboard up of this movie before right when they bought the script they were like this is it this
2:24.9	is gonna be the biggest fucking thing it we don't even know what this thing is called is it's just
2:29.3	called triple X and you're gonna love it I mean to be fair it kind of sells itself does
2:36.6	sure you put a poster up in a movie theater lobby it has three X's on it sure all of a sudden
2:42.3	every dude walking by that is like yeah figure that out yeah you also got that beef cake
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