Episode 361: Cheap Isn't Always Good

Front Porch Swingers

Brenna and Brian

Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:sexuality, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 532 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Everyone values something different out of a lifestyle experience, but when should cost be the most important factor? Plus, a continued hiatus from the lifestyle has us in a very introspective mood, especially after a whole day of bed rotting together. Check out our AMAZING Pod Bash Sponsors: Hidden Agenda, a Lifestyle Speakeasy Experience in the Detroit area: https://ahiddenagenda.com/ Shivers, gummies to amp up your playtime: https://shivers.store Promescent, the makers of our favorite bedroom wellness products: https://promescent.com/fps Hotwife Events, the one-stop shop for hotwife fun in the country: https://hotwifeevents.com All of our upcoming events can be found here: https://members.frontporchswingers.com Join us on Patreon for even more FPS! https://patreon.com/frontporchswingers

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0:00.0	All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?
0:04.5	Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.
0:09.3	It was hot.
0:10.4	It was really quite something.
0:13.6	Do you like when someone else makes me moan?
0:16.6	Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.
0:20.9	There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.
0:24.6	I'll just say that.
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1:13.7	So we had quite the rip-roaring, exciting weekend, except not at all.
1:18.7	No, but super pleasurable. It was delightful. So yesterday, we basically just bedrodded. And when I say that this is something that we never do, I cannot emphasize that enough. I can't remember the last time you and I just laid in bed and watch shitty TV and cuddled with each other and acted like goofballs all fucking day. Got up. First day in the morning, went to the gym, you know, I had coffee, went to the gym, came home. No, we went to the farmer's market. I went to the farmer's market. Sorry, went to the gym you know had coffee went to the gym came home no we
1:44.4	went to the farmers market went to the farmers market sorry went to the gym went to the farmer's market
1:47.8	came home the actual farmer's market the real farmers market not the ass market and literally like at
1:55.0	some point just decided yeah i think we're done today today's today's today's just we're done it's a wrap
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