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Welcome to General Galen Shaw, and welcome to the world-famous Phil Henry Show from the

beautiful streets of New York. We're actually in Times Square tonight as Phil continues his

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And I'm Margaret Gray, and we're going to learn a little bit about the streets of New York, as we have been.

I want to make a statement right now.

Wait a minute. I'm making a statement

right now and that has to do with some of the commentary. What I say, and I want to be very clear,

when I'm talking about working on the streets of New York, I don't want anyone on staff

here to look at me as if I stuck my ass out into a line of traffic with a big sign on it that says for sale. Margaret, no, that's what I'm saying, okay? And I think that's what's been going on. And I say this for a reason. Women need respect because we're out here and we're trying to get it said, we're trying to get it done. Morning, noon, and night, we're trying to get it done.

All right, you're trying to get it done.

But when you say, you know, I learned about it from the straight up. Yeah, you did say from the street up. I said that off the air. Now, you, you clowns decide to bring it on the air. Now you want to take, you want to take what was a minor scuffle, and you want to turn it into World War III

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