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🗓️ 23 October 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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A bizarre collection. Bobbie Dooley “being hired for the evening,” Vernon Dozier on Obama, Dean Wheeler says David Bowie music makes him want to get back on heroin and more. Weird shit. Sign up for a Backstage Pass and enjoy Hours of exclusive content, Phil's new podcast, Classic podcasts, Bobbie Dooley's podcasts, special live streaming events and shows, and oh so very much more…
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, it's Jay Santos, of the Citizens' Luxury Police. You know, I am often taken and turned into some sort of a gibbering chimpanzee on the world famous Phil Henry Show. I know this. We all know this in the Citizens' Auxury Police. I'm all about seeing lives. So it doesn't make any difference to me if I get my pith helmet frisbeeed off. I get my pants pulled down. I start to wattle after someone. People like to take pictures of that. |
| 0:22.8 | They like to do videos of that. Here's Jay Santos waddling after a, uh, an offender, a perpetrator, |
| 0:28.8 | and he's waddling because his pants have been pulled down around his ankles. And I don't have |
| 0:32.7 | time to pull pan up. Now I'm not talking too fast. I'm not making no sense. I'm going to just say this. |
| 0:39.7 | Out of appreciation for Phil Henry getting out the word of the Citizens, |
| 0:42.9 | auxiliary police, as much as he tries to turn me into a just sort of a lip-wiggling baboon, |
| 0:48.9 | I want to say get a backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry show. And you can listen to |
| 0:52.8 | Jay Santos, myself and the Citizens of UxS. Police, Major Elvis Newton, and a lot of others, tell you about our efforts |
| 0:59.2 | of saving lives in and around Southern California. The world famous Phil Henry Show with, |
| 1:05.0 | yeah, Jay Santos and others at Phil Hendry Show.com. Get a backstage pass today at Philandry show.com the greatest value online other than porn. |
| 1:14.5 | The following is a world famous Phil entry show encore presentation. |
| 1:18.9 | Welcome back to the program. On our line, Newsmaker line, we do have Bobby Dooley from Western Estates Homeowners Association to give us a little bit more of a fill-in. |
| 1:26.7 | I suppose you could say just a refresher, or if you want to go even further, we can say a, you know, a primer. |
| 1:35.6 | Yes, we understand, Phil. |
| 1:37.6 | Bobby, how are you? |
| 1:39.3 | Good morning, everyone. |
| 1:41.2 | And I did hear some of the comments, Margaret, that youth made. I didn't say anything I was asking. |
| 1:47.6 | Well, it sounded like you were saying that I was going to go ahead and just lay it out there on the table, |
| 1:53.9 | as if it's up for grabs. |
| 1:57.1 | Why don't know what's not going to do that? |
| 1:58.4 | I've got it to see. Nothing's up for grabs. |
| 2:01.8 | I didn't say that, darling. |
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