Episode 360- Christmas Evil (1980)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2021
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
That sound you hear is sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, and some light sobbing. This week's episode is our eighth annual Christmas horror episode and, as is the case for so many films of this genre, hoo BOY is it emotionally brutal. We're talking about the 1980 holiday unclassic "Christmas Evil." To be fair, this movie has everything: labor struggles, confused adolescents, the Hamburger Emperor Band, a terrifying collection of Christmas ephemera, a fake Geraldo Rivera, seasonal familial strife, the horrors of midnight mass, extremely upsetting holiday music, a man inexplicably covering his face and hands in mud and kissing a house! It's got it all that and more!
Do you like hearing us agonize about the holidays? Here are seven years' worth of episodes for you!
2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night"
2015: Episode 61- "Krampus"
2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins")
2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man"
2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out"
2019- Episode 260- "Rare Exports"
2020- Episode 312- "Black Christmas" (2019 remake)
We are wishing you and yours the happiest of holiday seasons and, even if it sucks, remember that we love you and it'll be over soon. That being said, we're taking a break next week and will be releasing a classic episode that we feel could use some extra love like that dumb tree in the Charlie Brown Christmas special. We'll be back the following week with another dumb tradition: the New Years rom-com.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Alan. |
| 0:12.5 | Could I get a little breaking news update, but can you make it festive? |
| 0:16.6 | Can we put a little sleigh bell behind it? |
| 0:18.9 | Yeah, oh, for sure, for sure. |
| 0:20.0 | Okay, all right. |
| 0:20.7 | Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, |
| 0:27.0 | update. |
| 0:28.0 | Savini watch 2K21. |
| 0:30.4 | Love it. |
| 0:31.0 | I saw him about three hours ago. |
| 0:33.5 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:34.0 | He was hanging up his Christmas lights. Nice. Standing on a little stepsy stool on his stoop, which I wasn't really liking because it seemed treacherous. |
| 0:40.5 | A little dangerous for a 75-year-old man. |
| 0:42.4 | A little dangerous for a 75-year-old man, but the house looks great. |
| 0:45.2 | Good. |
| 0:45.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.4 | I still haven't done my house decoration yet Christmases next week. |
| 0:50.0 | There's Christmas decorations outside, aren't there? |
| 0:51.8 | Or they just up all year round? They're just up all year round. Well, it looks festive. |
| 0:54.7 | Your block is not terribly festive. |
| 0:56.6 | No, not terribly. |
| 0:57.6 | No. |
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