Episode 359- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 (2011)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2021
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we're discussing the last "Twilight" film. No, not the last one ever made but ABSOLUTELY the last one we are ever reviewing. Hallelujah, holy shit, where'e the Tylenol? Special topics for your consideration include: completely rethinking our previous stance on teens, Kenny Fisher, continuing the skaversation with our brand new ska band, a very frank conversation with Stephanie Meyer, TNG-level makeup and the fact that THIS IS NOT EVEN A MOVIE. It isn't. Oh, and this might be our most NSFW episode in awhile. Sorry about that.
We talked about "Twilight" in Episode 355. We made some episodes before that and a few after, I don't know, I can't remember. I feel so empty. Twilight is the final ruiner.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Alan. |
| 0:14.9 | Let's get the unfun business out of the way at the top. |
| 0:18.2 | First of all, you're a fan of the Twilight series, and you're going to come at us for |
| 0:23.5 | not understanding what's going on in this movie because we didn't watch the ones in |
| 0:26.4 | between and we're not totally immersed in the mythology of this series. |
| 0:30.5 | Don't add us. |
| 0:31.5 | Don't come at us. |
| 0:32.6 | We don't care. |
| 0:34.0 | Okay? |
| 0:34.6 | That's the first thing. |
| 0:35.6 | Yeah. I mean, basically, if you're Stephanie Myers, we don't want to hear it. |
| 0:38.8 | We don't want to hear from you. |
| 0:40.0 | Actually, I do because I have a lot of questions for you. |
| 0:42.2 | Steph, get in touch. |
| 0:43.2 | Steph, no. |
| 0:45.2 | Second, I'm going to say some things about abortion. |
| 0:49.0 | Okay. |
| 0:49.4 | And if you don't want to hear my opinion on it, again, hang up the phone. |
| 0:53.1 | Okay. want to hear my opinion on it again hang up the phone okay i'm gonna talk about it i love it and that's |
| 0:55.5 | it that's my unfunny business oh also i was crying 15 minutes ago because the world is in shambles |
| 1:01.0 | so i'm um i'm a little i'm a little off i'm gonna get wild katy this leads perfectly into |
| 1:06.7 | the little thing that i'd like to do that's part of the unfuny business at the beginning of this |
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