The Slaughter podcast will be discussing topics that some listeners may find disturbing.

If you're still listening, I'm getting married on July 29th.

Send me present too because I'll be sad, maybe a cat.

Hi guys, welcome to this episode of Slaughter.

We are a true crime podcast. We only do UK crimes despite what people may or may not be saying.

I think they used to do all over. No, we never did.

They were slash and dash.

And we sometimes say things that people think are funny.

That's our vibe.

So if you're into that, I'm glad you're here, you're in the right place.

And if you're not into that, you may be pleased to hear

that we're going to take a break.

Don't panic. We're just going to have a little short break because one of us is getting married.

Yeah, to be honest, it's's I thought we could keep going then I didn't realize planning a wedding would be so exhausting and then I'm on honeymoon

So we're gonna be gone till September. I'm sorry guys, it's a long time.

Getting that legal day. But lovely weather day.

Yeah, for four weeks. We need some time off.

So it's not going to be too long.

We will definitely be back in September,

raring to go, loads of new cases for you to hear.

As well as that, if you can't wait that long and you're just desperate for us you can't see

our faces yeah no photos please we're gonna have a meet-up in Birmingham, England.

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