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The following is a world famous Phil Henry show encore presentation.

Yes, the world famous film entry show for the old Pacifico here in Southern California. Here then is Mr. Henry.

Thank you very much, General, and welcome to our program. We have a guy that we haven't talked to in a long time. We've got Paul Tubby Lane, right, bud? Yeah, we got Paul Tubby Lane. He's a retired NASCAR driver, but he's going to give us the benefit of his wisdom. What is he going to talk about? Well, Paul lives in Florida. It's interesting talking to him because he's a rather religious guy, but he's about, I don't know, man, he's about had it.

What do you mean?

Well, he just thinks that being religious and praying and all that stuff ain't done squat for him, because every year his house gets flattened. Oh, yeah, by another hurricane. Oh. So he's blaming God for that. I don't know. He just says, you know, he gets in his knees and he prays until he, as he said to me in the email, where is it, bud?

Thank you. Mr. Henry, I get on my knees. I pray until I bleed from the ass. He said that,

oh, come on. He did not say that. Yes, he did. I said, can I quote you? He said, yes. Jesus.

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