All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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So as people are listening to this, I will basically be a year sober. Yeah, if you're listening to

this the day it comes out, that is your year anniversary. Holy hell. That is insane to think about.

Seems like it's much longer than it. Oh, I think so too. For me, it seems like it's been a decade.

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