Yes, my name is Major Elvis Newton. We do everything we can to protect the people and the

citizenry of the Southland, along with allied citizens auxiliary police ossifers all across America.

And what do we get for our trouble? Giggled at, pointed at, people making crude hand signs.

You know the ones. Nonetheless nonetheless and the reason why I say nonetheless is because I had my face punched in one night when I had a camera in a

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Hello, I'm Jay Santos, of the Citizens' Uxury Police.

Operation Tompeep was a very significant operation, what I conceived of along with Major Elvis

Newton. The idea behind Operation Tompeep was not to have a camera in a bedroom window looking at ladies or what have you,

but it would be a camera on one of our subcommanders looking in a bedroom window, thereby confirming you can look in a bedroom window,

and yet I'm not looking in the bedroom window we're not taking video it's

complicated but it wound up we thought was a wonderful idea we still think it's a wonderful idea

well guess what it wound up getting me and a couple of our subcommanders got your ass kicked

excuse me I'm doing this.

Sorry.

Yeah, we wound up getting her asses kicked.

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