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Hey, this is Deser Dave down in San Antonio. How you doing?

Yeah, you know as worthless and useless and lazy as Tom is, he does know food.

You have to give him that except for his day to piece up for it.

But yeah, you gotta go across, bro. It's a rule. I think it's like a law.

You gotta go across and he also wins on the Danish doughnut thing.

So now you know the right answer. You can publish it. Oh, speaking of food comparison,

I expect to hear you guys compare him, which is better. The great Texas whiskey that I gave

you or that watery shit from Utah or some other guy gave you. So, glory home, mother fuckers.

You guys first off last episode. It's terrible. I think I probably looks like an insane person

driving to work in my car. So I appreciate it. But I just want to ask the question,

how is it possible for people like their coach, not the coach, to believe in Jesus and creationism

and refuse this science and say that's like the devil and a conspiracy to destroy the world.

But still believe in clown people and clown eaters and beings in the sky. I don't understand

how anyone listens to these guys without thinking they're absolutely insane. It's just not,

I don't get it. I don't get it. My mind explodes. Everything I want to know is to know how

I mess with yours and I appreciate it. But it's damn confusing. All right. Thanks, guys.

Glory home.

Hey, time and see. So this is Brian from Pennsylvania. Just wanted to say I just listened to your

latest episode. You're saying that there's only beautiful people on news television with

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