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This is a high risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong. Hello, everybody, and welcome back to the Chuluminati podcast, episode 357. As always, I'm one of your host, Mike Martin, joined my two beautiful co-host, Jesse and Alex. And beautiful baby. You're looking good today. You know, as long as if we pay you compliments, maybe your technology won't shit out on us. Does Jesse's tech? No, that doesn't sound right. That doesn't sound correct. Then like a miserable for him today.

If you'd like to replace Jesse's tech, head over to patreon.com slash

illuminati pod.

And instead of, and instead of, uh, instead of, uh, you know, you know, whatever else,

whatever latte, you millennials, waste your money on.

Just kidding.

I am literally, I could not be more of a millennial.

Yeah.

Give me that money so I can waste it on a latte.

Yeah.

No, we're going to waste it on fixing your tech.

Oh, yeah. No, yeah. I'm certainly not going to downgrade to like calling in by phone. No, guys, I got new tech. It's, uh, I'm using my phone and, uh, don't ignore these latte cups. It's whatever. And you know, the headset that came with the PS5? Guess what? I'm logging it via my PlayStation 4 right now. Dude, they put Discord on Xbox. Get ready, dude. I got a new solve for the show. Nitro with GamePath. Nitro with GamePass sounds made up, but it's like not made up. Actually, no, you do get Game Pass with Nitro. It's like not made up. Sounds like something from the Simpsons, but it's real. But it's no goofy thing to say.

But it's like not made up sounds like something

from the simpsons but it's real say but it's no goofy you to be like looks maxer cavicular

frame mugs goon master 23 at you know anime expo 2026 it like just nonsense words. Like, I'm in jail for shooting an alligator or something to. Who knows? When he got mugged by the judge, that was the best one. We got mocked by the judge. Oh, yeah. The judge had a better jawline than collicular. I just want to point out, depending on where you come from, saying someone

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