Episode #356 (Originally aired 6/12/15)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2015
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series real-time with Bill Maugh. |
| 0:07.0 | Start the clock. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. |
| 0:11.0 | Time will be real time. |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:20.0 | Hey, everybody. How you doing? |
| 0:24.0 | Nice to be here. |
| 0:27.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:30.0 | Thank you. That's all. |
| 0:33.0 | Oh, thank you. |
| 0:36.0 | Okay, I got a big show. |
| 0:40.0 | Please, folks, I can stand here all night and bask in your love. |
| 0:53.0 | But there's too much important information we have to get to starting with it. |
| 0:56.0 | I must give you a public service announcement. |
| 0:58.0 | Have you heard about this deadly new disease, MERS? |
| 1:01.0 | Okay, it's not an art part of the world yet, but one of the ways it spreads is by drinking camel urine. |
| 1:08.0 | No, I'm not joking about this. |
| 1:11.0 | So the World Health Organization is they should don't drink camel urine. |
| 1:16.0 | I know, right with the weekend coming up, Bob? |
| 1:22.0 | Who hasn't had that feeling? |
| 1:26.0 | You're pounding a couple of rusty camel urine and you're like, oh, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow. |
| 1:33.0 | Anyway. |
| 1:35.0 | And of course, the other giant threat that if you want CNN, it's 24-7. |
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