Episode #3553 The New Phil Hendrie Show
The World of Phil Hendrie
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Jay Santos and Florida Gator Brigade leader Neaton Furor give hurricane safety advice. Frank Grey is thinking about suing Phil. Sign up for a Backstage Pass and enjoy a 30,000 plus hour archive, Phil's new podcast, Classic podcasts, Bobbie Dooley's podcasts, special live streaming events and shows, and oh so very much more…
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| 0:00.0 | Friends, this is Jay Santos of the Citizens' Luxury Police. |
| 0:03.2 | And I want to talk to you about a few things. |
| 0:05.0 | Some things I think are very, very important, things you should know. |
| 0:08.5 | The Citizens' Luxury Police is dedicated to protecting you and saving lives. |
| 0:13.6 | And the lives we save today may be the lives that we save tomorrow or many, many days in the future. |
| 0:19.6 | It could be the very same life that we're |
| 0:21.0 | saving over, over, over again. But what we want you to know is this, that when we see trouble |
| 0:26.6 | coming, trouble sees us coming too. And what we look like to trouble, when we, when I see |
| 0:32.0 | trouble coming, hold on, I got it. When I see trouble coming, don't you stop the tape. When I see trouble coming, this is what trouble looks like to me. |
| 0:41.0 | Like, you know, just a pussy. When trouble sees me coming, this is what looks like, yeah. |
| 0:47.1 | Let me do it. I'm going to do it. Get a backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry show and listen to more hours of interesting advice on how to protect yourself and your home in the forthcoming year. |
| 0:58.3 | I'm Jay Santos or the Citizens Ongsary Police, and we're very happy to go door, door, and show you the pamphlets that we have on self-defense, on the recreational use of, this isn't supposed to be in here, recreational use of marijuana. |
| 1:10.3 | Okay. on the, |
| 1:11.7 | on how you can stay fit and in the trim and protect your home. But come to the Phil Henry website, |
| 1:18.0 | Phil Hendryshowry Show.com, get a backstage pass, listen to his Radio Hall of Fame show, |
| 1:22.5 | listen to all the podcasts, listen especially to Jay Sanus and the Citizens, the Police, |
| 1:27.0 | along with Major Elvis Newton, and of course, Sub-Commander Gleason. |
| 1:30.8 | We're all there, ready to give you advice, more noon night. |
| 1:34.4 | The world-famous Phil Henry Show, yes, with Jay Santos and the Citizens' Auxiliary Police, among many others. |
| 1:39.9 | Get a backstage pass today at Phil Hendry Show.com, the greatest value online other than porn. |
| 1:51.3 | Jay Santos of the Citizens of Zincolary Police is on the air. |
| 1:58.1 | And it's Phil Henry with Jay Santos, the Citizens on the Police. |
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