Don Berman here for the Phil Henry Show Backstage Pass.

Yes, me. Don Berman from Channel 19 News, almost an Emmy winner.

And that's something that I've turned into kind of a joke.

It used to hurt very, very deeply to say that I'd missed out on an Emmy twice.

But you know what?

I'm very proud of the fact that I got close.

And now I turn it into a joke, because if you don't laugh, you stare in a mirror every night, as I did at one time in my life, you stare into a mirror every night and you ask, why go on? You're kidding. Oh, it's all right. Great to be visiting Phil and the Gang here on the Space Coast. Don't forget, a backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry show is less than $10 a month for the month, less than $7 a month

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video casts, his home movies, podcasts from Bobby Dooley, and all of those people that I'd really rather not talk about, because some of them pissed you off. I wouldn't use the word piss. Well, I just didn't. Thank you very much, Don. Oh, okay, I'm getting pushed out of you. The world-famous Phil Henry show, The Greatest Value Online, other than porn. What is this? Is this some sort of...

This is from Malaysia?

Ted's of Beverly Hills.

Come on, Dad.

Hey, everybody.

Come on, Dad, and Ted to Beverly Hills.

I'm telling you, we are introducing something, got inspired by something on the Phil Hendry show, and that I had Bill Kanoza, Rudy's uncle, come in, and they kind of slipped it out of the menu. It's called Ted and Bean. Ted Bell, at Ted to Beverly Hills. Hold on, Phil. It's called Ted. Well, we we haven't decided whether it's Ted and beans, Phil, or we call it Pork and Ted.

This is the Pork and Beans.

Yeah, it's the Pork and Beans, because Bill Konoza,

everybody come on over here.

Bill Konoza came in.

Yeah, it's my Uncle Bill was in.

He said, I heard the Henry show.

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