Episode 354 – Swarfega in 2026
Ed Gamble & Matthew Crosby on Radio X
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4.8 • 960 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Happy radio lads! Don’t mind if I do.
Textbook Matthew Crosby anecdote this week, leading to a textbook overly complicated texter. Plus a big run-out for DJ Ed.
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| 0:32.3 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:36.6 | Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby. |
| 0:38.9 | Radio X. |
| 0:40.7 | Hello everybody and welcome to the podcast of the Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby Radio Show on Radio X. |
| 0:46.2 | Radio X. Radio X. |
| 0:48.0 | Yes, indeed. |
| 0:49.6 | We're already having a tremendous time recording the show. |
| 0:53.1 | It's been a wail of a time so far. It's only 22 minutes past nine. Normally we're already having a tremendous time recording the show. A whale of a time. It's been a whale of a time so far. It's only 22 minutes past nine. Normally we're only having a dolphin of the time by this point. |
| 1:00.3 | Absolutely, barely a porpoise at this stage. But we haven't lost our sense of porpoise. We've, |
| 1:05.5 | we're having a great time doing the show, but we've got some fantastic messages we wanted to read out. |
| 1:09.8 | So many, so many strong messages this week. |
| 1:13.1 | This one is from somebody who claims to be a member of the Mick Chen Academy of Chen aspirants. |
| 1:20.6 | So somebody who's trying to carry favour by saying that they may not be Mick Chen, but they are. |
| 1:25.5 | But they wish they were Mick Chen. |
| 1:27.4 | They wish they were Mick Chen. They wish they were Mick Chen. |
| 1:29.6 | Dear Big Sabre I, Big Sabre 2, and Big Saboteur 2. |
| 1:34.0 | Any idea? Any clues? |
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