0:00.0	All right, Mary.
0:16.0	Froom, it's Minnie Cooper.
0:20.0	Hello, Root Paul.
0:21.9	Who'd ever thought a 50-year-old man would make a drag race?
0:24.6	I'm here to have a great time.
0:26.6	Sean, would you show her our girthy selection?
0:30.9	Oh, Jesus Christ, no.
0:32.7	You said you were a woman of a certain age.
0:35.2	No, but I've still got feeling.
0:39.1	And the girth of it, I thought if I sat on that, I wouldn't be able to fucking walk.
0:44.0	I'm a sausage to strike.
0:45.9	Take a bite out of mine.
0:48.2	Oh, you did it like a southern veil.
0:50.2	I know, I didn't even know I had a southern belle in me.
0:52.8	Are you southern?
0:56.0	All I want to do is to make Rulaugh.
0:59.0	You're fingering the tip of that sausage.
1:01.6	Yeah, you've always got to finger the tip, because that's the sensitive part.
1:08.2	You're stupid.
1:12.9	Stupid. That's great
1:14.1	I think we have it
1:15.5	Stupid
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