Yes, this is Major Elvis Newton, and I have consented to do a commercial for the Phil Henry show.

This is called a backstage pass.

Now, the people that I've worked with in my time are people who've dedicated themselves

to trying to make this world a better place, a place that is not juvenile and filled with every kind of double-intendary...

Double entendree.

So when I'm told that I'm doing a promo for a backstage pass, and this man, Bill Dickman... It's Bud. It's Bud, sir. Sorry. Bud Dickman turns around,

smiles and points at his ass. Now, he was joking, sir. I know he was joking. And I thought we

got through that. I did get through it, but I want to mention it here on the promo. I won't

stand for it. And Mr. Henry, I say with the greatest of respect, if your backstage pass has anything to do with allowing someone access, no, sir, it's about my website. All right, that's... Because if you're giving access to your ass, sir... Let me do this, sir. How dare you put your hands on me? Get over there. Get over there. Stop it. The world famous Phil Hendry show, Backstage Pass, which has nothing to do with giving anybody access to your ass. Backstage, as in, you know, showbiz, is available for less than $10 a month, less than $7 a month for your subscription. And what do you get for all all of that? You get thousands of hours of our radio show, archived radio show that goes back over 20 years, 25 years,

goes back to our days in Miami, our local show in Los Angeles, our syndicated show on Premier Radio.

And then we have our netcast going back to 2012, 2013.

This is our daily netcast that we have given to, given unto our web audience. Of course, you need a subscription for all of that. And it is, as I mentioned, highly affordable. And I think the entire family can enjoy it. And the backstage pass, you know. I think it's not about access to the ass. No, I just got done saying it's a family thing. Well, all right, maybe some of this stuff is a little racy. Mom and Dad, listen to it first. We don't recommend it for anybody under 18. Aha. So it is about the ass. No, it's not, Dick. The name is, oh, God, the name's Elvis. The world famous Phil Henry Show at Phil Hendry Show.com, the greatest value online other than porn.

Yes, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, the world famous Phil Henry show from the space coast of

Florida.

And tonight, we'll have Chris Norton returning as he has filmed his very last film, according to him, Glenn, the creature from Planet Knob. And also, you just heard him. Major Elvis Newton is not here, though, right? It's going to be a Jay Santos. Excuse me. Put your hands on me. I don't have my hands. It's Jay Santos. And we'll do it, Jay. Jay Santos will also be on the show, the world famous Phil Hendry show. Yeah. So, welcome, folks. We're very happy to be with you. We will have Jay returning. We had Major Elvis Newton. Yesterday on, I want to thank Malcolm Esposito and, uh, who was that guy's name?

It was a sidekick of some kind of jinny or something?

Yeah, it's kind of cheesy.

I heard the guy, but I never met him.

Cheesy?

I didn't know what it was.

The guy's name was like, it was something like, like that cheeky or chip, I don't know,

Chip.

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