Episode 353: Narco Monkey (w/ Eleanor J. Kerrigan)
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2022
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
It's back-to-back-to-back episodes with Eleanor J. Kerrigan! This may be some kind of record. On this episode, there's sad news about an innocent monkey (or was he?), who was gunned down in a battle between a drug cartel and Mexican police. We also watch one of Eleanor's old professional wrestling clips with her (was she wearing wrestling boots or shoes you'd get with a tuxedo rental?). And, we hear what kind of man Eleanor falls for and why.
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| 0:00.9 | Let's do it |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah, we were supposed to have a guest. Yeah, but she's running late. She is |
| 0:12.4 | Unprofessional classic Eleanor ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, it is classic. So now guess what we're Aaron. Tell us something |
| 0:20.8 | Aaron tell us something new |
| 0:23.8 | I'm a little busy trying to get us three shows in one day |
| 0:34.7 | Look there was eldest is yeah, we're put on on about a travel. Yeah, it's a summer Aaron. Yeah in the summer. Yeah |
| 0:42.7 | We're in the Eleanor left. Oh, she left her |
| 0:45.3 | She we made her leave collateral is water bottle and sunglasses here. We're gonna. I'm gonna put those in the toilet |
| 0:52.2 | Aaron, can you pull up that video I sent you? |
| 0:55.6 | Not at this moment |
| 1:05.0 | This shows might be real short we got a crème a lot in what's that we got to be out of here by Aaron two o'clock |
| 1:10.5 | We have to be out. Yeah, we go five minutes over. I'd rather not because I have got to I've got to rush that show out to |
| 1:16.8 | Oh god, you know what those last show went five minutes over. That's why we're late |
| 1:21.6 | That is true. We didn't get our full two hours. That is true. We're gonna we're gonna split hairs |
| 1:28.3 | We're gonna split pubic hairs |
| 1:30.7 | Who's the show after us full charge? Oh? |
| 1:34.0 | Oh the chart. Yeah, I haven't seen the charge in a long time man. I thought he was in New York. Love the |
| 1:38.8 | John in town for this week. Oh, so just a visiting full charge. Yeah, I don't want to mess with him and crack the charge |
| 1:46.7 | Wow, look at that. All right, so you don't have the video. Oh look who's look who decided to show up |
| 1:51.0 | See she's she's locked out. Oh, man. She's got a new jacket. I can see your face. No new jacket |
| 1:57.4 | But I see your face in the window. O'Neill is going on lock the door |
| 2:03.8 | No new jacket |
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