Episode 353 - Milk is Just for Babies

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Headgum and Dynamic Banter

Comedy, Recap, Culture, Movies, Steve Zaragoza, Commentary, Comedians, Friends, Tv & Film, Mike Falzone, Society & Culture, Dynamic Banter, Cloverfield

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Mike and Steve discuss the beauty of LIFE, and human bodies. There's a whole thing about milk, Mike calls a friend about technology, and there's some great History Roads about the poop thing!

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	This is Frog tries to get out of puddle dot real player file.
0:47.0	Hey, look at that frog trying to get out of that puddle.
0:56.0	And now I can't tell if he's not getting out because he's having a good time or is not getting out because of some kind of medical.
1:01.0	Well, that frog's dead.
1:02.0	Guys, welcome to the show.
1:04.0	Well, somebody else moving him around.
1:06.0	That frog's dead.
1:07.0	I think we were watching it die.
1:09.0	Steve, I want to tell you a story.
1:11.0	Okay.
1:14.0	Um, first time I ever tried to go down on a girl.
1:17.0	Whoa, dog.
1:18.0	She had her underwear.
1:19.0	And I didn't want to move her underwear because I was nervous.
1:22.0	Wait, were you like, how old were you?
1:24.0	27?
1:27.0	No, I was like 16.
1:30.0	I'm like, okay.
1:32.0	And I got down there and I was like, was that a little smudges?
1:36.0	And she was like, you didn't, there's nothing.
1:39.0	You didn't eat it like they say in the rap songs.
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