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The Kickabout.

Brady OX. Hello there and happy Saturday. Thank you very much to Chris Moyles and the rest of the team.

Toby Taranty sitting in for Johnny Vaughn and if you are new to the kickabout, well, you need to go back and catch up on every single episode before this because you have to do it in order.

None of this will make sense if you've not heard all the previous episodes.

So go away now and revise and see you next week.

It'll take weeks.

By the way, just before somebody actually goes, oh, well, I was going to look forward to that show.

But no, no, it doesn't matter because each one is as nonsensical and irrelevant as the last.

Yeah.

For the next two hours, we will be, I was going to say, talking about sport.

We're going to be nodding vaguely in sports general direction.

Yeah, kind of.

Yeah, kind of. Yeah, kind of.

But you don't need to have any sort of sporting understanding.

Sometimes it helps.

You also don't need to do any sort of jumping jacks or warm up or stretching or anything

like that.

Just sit back and relax.

Now it is me and Gavin the Woodman Woods.

Gavin, how are you?

I'm very good. Happy Saturday, Toby. I'm a bit nervous because Liverpool are playing Man City

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