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Mitch Unfiltered

Episode 351 - Screw the Ballet!

Mitch Unfiltered

Mitch Levy

Olympics, Mitch, Popculture, Hockey, Washington, Baseball, Jasonhamilton, Football, Washingtonstate, Seahawks, Basketball, Golf, Cougars, Mitchlevy, Huskies, Jason, Sports, Mariners, Seattle, Humor

5 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

RUNDOWN

 

We've got full-on playoff fever! Mitch transforms into “Mr. Playoffs,” breaking down worst-case scenarios, magic numbers, and the Mariners’ path to clinching the AL West, the No. 2 seed, and even the slim shot at the top seed. From playoff math to the weekend’s biggest headlines on the field — the Seahawks crush the Saints 44–13 behind special teams fireworks and a near-perfect day from Sam Darnold.

Mitch is joined by Brady Farkas and Joe Doyle to break down one of the most cathartic series in Mariners history — a sweep of the Astros in Houston. The trio cover dominant starting pitching, Victor Robles’ season-saving catch, and Brian Wu’s ace-level performance despite injury concerns.

Mitch, Jacson Bevens and Brady Henderson break down Seattle’s 44–13 demolition of the Saints. The discussion includes Sam Darnold’s near-perfect day, a record 95-yard punt return by Tory Horton, and another statement from Mike Macdonald’s defense despite missing key starters.

Mitch and Rick Neuheisel dive into a loaded week of college football, from Nebraska’s collapse to Washington’s upcoming showdown with No. 1 Ohio State. Rick shares why Husky QB Julian Sayin is already on his Heisman radar, reflects on his emotional return to Husky practice, and explains where UW must hold up against the Buckeyes. They also preview Oregon–Penn State, Alabama–Georgia, and talk Clemson’s stunning stumble, before Rick makes his Week 5 pick.

 

GUESTS

 

  • Brady Farkas | Host, Refuse to Lose Podcast (Mariners on SI)
  • Joe Doyle | MLB Draft & Mariners Analyst, Over-Slot Substack
  • Brady Henderson | Seahawks Insider, ESPN
  • Jacson Bevens | Writer, Cigar Thoughts
  • Rick Neuheisel | CBS College Football Analyst, Former Head Coach & Rose Bowl Champion

 

TABLE OF CONTENTS

 

0:00 | Mr. Playoffs: Mariners’ Magic Number Math Gets Real

24:11 | BEAT THE BOYS - Register at MitchUnfiltered.com

27:25 | Seahawks Roll, Mariners Sweep, and Huskies Brace for Ohio State

48:03 | GUEST: Mariners No-Table; Sweeping Houston, Woo’s Injury, and Cal’s MVP Push

1:25:15 | GUEST: Seahawks No-Table; Darnold Shines, Defense Dominates, Special Teams Explodes

1:51:55 | GUEST: Rick Neuheisel; on Huskies’ Big Test, Ducks at Penn State, and College Football Chaos

2:35:33 | Other Stuff Segment: John Denver’s hometown mystery and the 351 area code in Massachusetts, Dennis Leary’s Worcester roots, the formation of the J. Geils Band and their hits Freeze Frame, Love Stinks, and Centerfold, Dodgers legend Clayton Kershaw’s retirement and Hall of Fame résumé, Kyler Murray’s social media misstep in a Michael Vick jersey, a bizarre disqualification at the US Mid-Amateur golf championship involving Mercer Island’s Paul Mitzel, a scandal at the World Stone Skimming Championship in Scotland, Stanford basketball’s surprise five-star commitment from Aziz Olajuwon, SeaTac Airport ranking 17th out of 20 major airports, and frustrations with inconsistent TSA rules across airports, before moving into RIPs: Robert Redford, and former Cowboys linebacker D.D. Lewis, remembered for saying Texas Stadium had “a hole in the roof so God can watch His favorite team play,” at 79. HEADLINES include researchers in Norway suggesting the first butthole might have been for sperm instead of poop, a highway spill of M&Ms, NASA denying a three-eye atlas is an alien ship, and two teenagers in China ordered to pay $300,000 after peeing in a restaurant hot pot.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Episode 351 of Mitch Unfiltered.

0:05.1

I say, screw the ballet, hot shot, Scott.

0:11.0

Manic.

0:11.6

We're such manic personalities.

0:13.8

Like one day, it's like, why are we sports fans?

0:16.8

And then next day we're like, sports is the greatest thing of all time.

0:19.9

I love watching it.

0:20.6

Who needs the ballet, I say. Mariners, Seahawks, Huskies, anything else I can do for you, hot shot? What do you need? Eastside Catholic softball. What can I do for you? Powerball. What would you like? You can write a check to East High Catholic to start with if that's something we can do.

0:39.7

Yeah, they need my money. That's for sure.

0:56.7

Yeah, what a weekend. I mean, it's been awesome. I know. I just kind of keep waiting for the other shoe to drop as, by the way, do you know where the other shoe drop? You know what that came from? No, I have no idea, but I figure that since none of this ends up well for Seattle sports fans,

1:02.5

that the definition of the next shoe to fall or foot to drop or whatever the expression that you're going to... Not foot to drop. We're not cutting off feet. Okay. I don't know. Well,

1:05.6

you're going to tell me where it comes from, but I would say a Colorado Rockies team that's 43 and 113 coming in here and sweeping

1:14.9

the Mariners right out of the American League West, that would be an appropriate place to start,

1:20.8

I would think. You mean the worst team in baseball coming in and kicking our ass? Is that what

1:24.3

you're talking about? Yeah. Are you going to explain to me where the shoe falls or how it works? Back before housing was as good as it is now, and it was just crappy shacks and that apartments and that kind of thing. Somebody would get home from work. They'd take off one shoe and drop it. And then the person below them would just lay there and wait for the other fucking shoe to drop because they know the guy has two feet. So you just sit there. Are you making this up? You know another shoe is going to make a big loud bang and you'd wait for the other shoe to drop. Are you making this up? You're making this up. I think so probably. I think I dreamt day. No, I actually love looking up that like balls to the wall. Balls or that came from. I love all that stuff. So if there's anything else that you need, tell me now. I'm here for you. Undefeated Eastside Catholic softball season is good. Thank you. We'll start with that. Thank you for offering. By the way, do you have carpal tunnel syndrome yet from all the Mr. Playoff tweets I'm seeing on you've been busier than anyone? I picture like an abacus and you got the calculator and the green visor like

2:19.4

an accountant and your wife's trying to talk to you, but you can't be bothered. Well, that's the case.

2:24.3

That's definitely the case. But this is a journey of love, Mr. Playoffs, especially when it's

2:29.4

working out for the local team. Yeah. It's really a labor of love. And maybe we ought to start right there.

2:35.5

Maybe we ought to do none of the area code stuff, none of the music stuff.

2:39.5

And I have all that prepared for you.

2:41.3

Maybe we do that in the other stuff.

2:43.0

And we get right to the nitty gritty with six games to go.

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