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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 351: Another Pocket

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2017

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Stories covered in episode: Pat Robertson Yesterday: Mark My Words, The Lord Will Give Trump The Votes To Pass Trumpcare [VIDEO] Tamil Nadu youth killed for being an atheist, father says he too will become one Imam calling for Jews to be killed in sermon at Montreal mosque draws police complaint One Priest Is Worth More Than 20 Physicians WATCH: Oklahoma State Rep says rape and incest are the 'will of God' in abortion bill hearing (video) Brazilian Soccer Star: God Forgave Me for Torturing My Girlfriend and Feeding Her Body to Dogs This Bus Is On A Road Trip To Convince You That Transgender People Aren't Real Another Reason Christians Are Boycotting Beauty and the Beast: The Beast Looks Like Satan Lance Wallnau Thinks His Prayer Effort Is Saving Trump From Leaks And Witchcraft (video) Wayne Allyn Root: Trump Should Ignore Those Who Will Lose Health Care Under His Plan Because 'None Of Them Are Voting For Trump Anyway' Rick Wiles: The Government Is 'Going To Send A Robot To Your House To Eat You For Lunch' (video) Other stories: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/25/business/alex-jones-pizzagate-apology-comet-ping-pong.html Goblins (Alex Jones REMIX) Donald Trump And The GOP As A Terrible 'Dungeons And Dragons' Team Is Hilariously Accurate Donald Trump's Speeches Re-Imagined As An Early 2000s Emo Song Wiretap Sassy

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0:30.0

Tom, thanks for showing up. Bye.

1:00.0

Hi, I'm Tom. I'm Adelaide South Australia. I'd love to see you guys at Rezincon, but I don't want to come to your garbage country.

1:22.0

I'm excited that you're coming to Australia in November. But don't just stay in Sydney and Melbourne because they're garbage cities.

1:32.0

We want to come down to Adelaide guys and Cecil, I hate to play for two of you, but you're going to be sessal down here, mate.

1:40.0

Gloryhold, motherfuckers.

1:42.0

What's up, bros? You hear that shit about David Smiley and Jake Firewart and Grootlis?

1:48.0

I'm going to get out to David Bro, where I ain't so good at this is my app for wax, bros. I know you're coming from.

1:54.0

Yeah, I told Scott that similar activities, bros, for Gloryhold, motherfuckers.

2:00.0

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.

2:30.0

Recording live from Gloryhold Studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance. Every episode reblast anyone who gets in our way.

2:50.0

I think it was great time to listen to his actual production. One thing that I think is very useful about that is that it's going to be really easy to get a restrained

3:06.0

order when we go down there. I know. Well, first of all, it's easy to get restraining orders anyway, because he's black. And we'll just say he's scared.

3:26.0

I'll just be like, look, he's scary. He's an angry black man. He's got a whole show about how he's an angry black man.

3:36.0

Enter in the South. Right? I think isn't there like a de facto restraining order already for white people versus black people in the South?

3:44.0

Like if I just say so, you can't come with an 100 yards.

3:48.0

Yeah. If I put up a certain kind of fence, right? It's white picket. Yeah. Oh, nice. Right.

3:56.0

They call that the Tom Sawyer. They don't want to use that anymore.

4:00.0

Oh, feeling good today. Yeah, dude. So this is the health nuts episode.

4:07.0

I got fucking play greely in this weekend almost called off tonight because I was so sick. I had this funny moment this week. I was walking to work.

4:15.0

And you're in it. You know, Aaron Chicago. So it's cold. It's like 30-ish degree out. And I had to go in because I scheduled something that day.

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