Episode 350: Magic Number Down to 2, Judge Still Stuck on 60 + Teenagers Are Horrifying

The Short Porch

Barstool Sports

Baseball, Sports

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

The Yankees are on the doorstep of winning the AL East. Aaron Judge is stuck on 60 homers with 9 games to go. We can’t trust IKF at short but he’s unfortunately not going anywhere. Harrison Bader is awesome. Hubbs got terrorized by teenagers at Billy’s. Blackjack dealers don’t let you curse? All that and more on today’s show.

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0:00.0	Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:05.5	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:30.0	Back at the world, the audience are tired again.
0:35.0	Get a cheater and just fall again with a walk-off signal.
0:40.0	Get a cheater to embarrassing the country out of it.
0:45.0	Did you have any depth?
0:47.0	There are five balls, he's the left.
0:48.0	There's another 20.
0:49.0	There it goes.
0:50.0	And the Yankees are going to the World Series.
0:56.0	All right, here comes the judge.
1:00.0	It is Labor Day.
1:02.0	And he is the Labor of the Month.
1:07.0	Fall game over, Yankees win.
1:12.0	Yankees win.
1:14.0	All right.
1:29.0	What's up?
1:30.0	What's up?
1:31.0	What's happening?
1:32.0	Welcome to another edition of the short porch percent of my parcel sports.
1:34.0	I'm your host, Hubs.
1:35.0	I'm the other side of the laptop.
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