Hello, world, and welcome to episode 35 of the Pink Bike podcast. I'm your host as

sometimes Mike Levy, and we got a bit of a special episode today, Stranger than Fiction.

Now, if you spend enough time in the forest,

you are bound to hear or see something that gives you the hebi-jeebies. Maybe it's a set of

eyes that followed you, or maybe you're convinced that those eyes belonged to Bigfoot, like me.

Were those lights you saw just a drone? Or was it an alien ship from Elphus Centauri?

Today I've got Mike Kazimer, Brian Park, and a special storytime guest, R.C., Richard Cunningham.

And our question today for our podcast, what have you guys seen during a mountain bike ride that were stranger than fiction? And today,

we're going to start off with Kaz because Kaz, you've been riding for 20 odd years and you seem to

ride, I don't know, two or three times a day. I'm sure you've seen some weird shit in the bush.

Can you just start us off with your alien abduction story? Unfortunately, I don't have any alien abduction stories.

It seems weird that I haven't gotten abducted before.

But I've got some strange-ish stories.

I'd say they're maybe not stranger than fiction, but I've had some weird things happen.

No aliens.

What does it involve?

No aliens.

Well, let's see.

Well, I'm not convinced that he's telling the truth. Maybe the aliens told him something that keeping him from

telling us about it. Well, they erase your memory. That's part of the thing, you know. It's true. So it's

possible I don't remember my abduction. But as far as I can... Most people don't, for the record.

Yeah. I know. I know. I'll look more into that. So I'm not joking. So at some point, I was abducted by aliens, but since I can't remember, that's going

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