Episode 35: The Sake Period
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You Look Nice Today
4.7 • 897 Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2009
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Subject: #1228743 “Mann”
Application Date: September 4, 1980
Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board. Note that this is Subject’s 12th separate application to the Board in just the past 2 years.
No signs of progress.
Pictured, above, is Subject’s self-declared “Summer Transformation.” No comment is required other than to note the outfit, which includes a web belt, painter’s pants, fake Adidas “four-striper” sneakers, a Dallas Cowboys T-shirt, and, tragically, Mork suspenders.
It is the recommendation of this Coolness Officer that Subject be allowed to re-apply to the Board not less then two (2) years from now, or after the cessation of puberty, whichever is soonest.
APPLICATION STATUS: DENIED (UNCOOL)
ASSOCIATED MEDIA:
cyber goth dreads
Enter the Dragon mirror scene
Hey Baby by Bruce Channel
Sad Eyes by Robert John
Infinity by Journey
PHOTOS:
Merlin Mann (top), Wikia (bottom)
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my goodness Adam's on fire, Adam's in a fire. |
| 0:05.0 | Adam it sounds like you might be inside some kind of a to-go container, like a turbine or something? |
| 0:12.0 | Maybe a turbine, a small turbine. |
| 0:13.6 | Is it better? |
| 0:14.8 | No, it is not. |
| 0:16.8 | It sounds like you're on the wrong computer Adam. |
| 0:19.0 | Do you have one that's in a laptop case somewhere? |
| 0:21.2 | Oh, you know it. |
| 0:25.0 | But. |
| 0:26.0 | Are you talking to us from yesterday? yesterday. You look nice today, a journal of emotional hygiene. |
| 0:45.0 | There's a lady that I know, and I have no, I think it's pretty tremendous, but she's actually worked tinsel into her hair in a classy way and I can't believe she did it. |
| 0:57.0 | She somehow, it's like, I guess it's a Thai thing and you can go to these places and they'll work like 20-30 strands of gold pink |
| 1:07.0 | colored tinsel into your hair to make it just just a little shiny and she |
| 1:12.4 | walks around and it's and it and it doesn't look cheap it |
| 1:14.8 | looks kind of looks kind of cute. |
| 1:16.8 | Would you say classy? |
| 1:18.1 | You wouldn't say classy. |
| 1:19.0 | I wouldn't say classy. |
| 1:20.0 | I wouldn't say that I wouldn't say that tinsel is ever going to be classy |
| 1:23.8 | especially since it's called tinseling. |
| 1:25.9 | Tinssel yeah I was going to say it's right on there but is it's non-seasonal |
| 1:29.6 | I mean at least non-Western seasonal is she's is there a different season that she's celebrating with her hair? |
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