Episode 35- The People's Crusade

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

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4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On this episode Joe and Nick dive into the age of the Crusades...kind of. The People's Crusade was an mob put together by a starving, homeless monk to retake the Holy Land without food, water, weapons, or military training. Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys Buy merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/lions-led-by-donkeys-store Follow us on twitter: @lions_by Sources: Extra History, the First Crusade. The First Crusade. A New History

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0:00.0	An army of Jesus Christ which bears his holy cross cannot be beaten.
0:05.1	As the count of Siberia suggests that it could be, there must be war.
0:09.6	God will sit!
0:10.4	God will sit! Hello and welcome to another episode of the Lions led by Donkeys
0:19.4	podcast I'm Joe I'm Nick we're doing this and yeah so today well actually before we get into the episode I have to point out that we are not drinking old crow today
0:30.7	We broke our rules because a listener sent us a bottle of gin and neither one of us are gin people.
0:36.2	So we're just kind of winging how to drink it.
0:38.9	It's interesting.
0:41.6	It's not. It's not bad. I'm a fan. I'm not sure if it's better than the Crow, but I'm
0:46.7	contractually obligated to say that to a contract I've signed with actually nobody.
0:51.1	So yeah, so if you want to get in the mood for what we're talking about today go
0:56.5	ahead and get a bottle of gin and to start drinking it straight like I almost did. So before we get started, Nick, what do you know about the Crusades?
1:06.4	Uh, not a lot. Yeah, I'm... That definitely doesn't play into my wheelhouse.
1:11.5	Mine really either.
1:13.9	I'm not a medieval or a classical.
1:15.4	Can I say Assassin's Creed?
1:18.0	Yeah, that's a scholarly source.
1:19.5	Why not?
1:21.3	Yeah, this story is actually about how all the assassins ran about a sweet wrist knives.
1:27.0	Those things are sweet. You wish you had one.
1:30.0	I don't know. Didn't he have to remove like two of his fingers?
1:32.0	That's in the earlier times and it later got better
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