Episode 35: Shingalings

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Ms. Pat loves Christmas and is making memories for a family she is currently mad at. The group discusses some of their favorite Christmas songs. Ms. Pat then shares that her flow is running from the police. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Crypto doesn't sleep, so neither do we.
0:04.0	Crack-in client support is available 24-7, 365 days a year by call, chat, or email.
0:11.5	We're here for you whenever you need us.
0:13.7	Give us a shout at crackin.com forward slash support proof, not investment advice.
0:18.8	Crypto trading involves risk of loss.
0:21.4	Hey, it's White Boy Chris.
0:23.6	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:27.0	Hit bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:32.1	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon and while you're there, join our Facebook
0:35.9	group.
0:36.9	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.
0:38.7	We're here hanging out at helium, Communist Club.
0:40.7	We're just saying, oh, motherfuckers, I'm with every week, Deon and White Boy Chris.
0:45.8	And we got a new wish tonight.
0:47.8	Oh, Harrison, Harrison, do the camera workout.
0:50.5	Y'all let me know if I should keep Harrison, because if I, if you don't think I should keep
0:53.8	him, I could always put him in my basement and cook him come next year.
0:58.5	Congratulations, you're the Christmas goose.
1:01.8	You know on New Year, you got to cook a white verse.
1:04.7	So shit.
1:05.7	And then what can we turn into the birds?
1:07.8	I'm just a joke.
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