Welcome to Epstein Mind of a Petophile. I'm a journalist from the Washington Post. My name is Barry

Kirchner. I'm joined here by my colleague, Luis Salizo, and of course our producer, Adolf

Ikeman. We have conducted this 14-part investigative series to get you to the heart of the Epstein

Mind of a Petophile. What we found out was shocking. Bill Clinton innocent. Bill Gates framed.

Everybody but Epstein didn't do it. And so please listen to us. As Liz does, excuse me, my

co-host, Luis does vocal fry. And I, and my sentences in a little teen way. And yes, we will

have co-host and guest stars and all sorts of people all coming here to bring you the truth

that there's nothing really to see here. I feel like that is exactly how all those podcasts are.

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Or the time. And you know what they're just trying to do? They're just trying

to rock up Emmys because you know what? What? Or is that Emmys or Grammys? One of those. Wait, we're

eligible for one of those. I think one of those have like podcasting. I think it's Grammys. You're

fucking with me. Really? I'm not joking. We could win. Well, not us. Why not us? Because they're not

gonna. Okay, mainstream media. That's to the MSN. Holly Weird. Yeah. Oh, wait, yeah, I guess they're

all pedophiles. Night of the stars. They're not gonna recognize us little gum shoes. Yeah, they really,

I mean, think of who has stars on Hollywood Boulevard. You got Bill Cosby. You got the Hollywood

Strangler. He'll side Strangler. You got the Boston Strangler. No, I don't think you got Son of

Sam. These are just the stars that you drew. Yeah, I mean, anyway, it's sort of it's a democratic.

When I first moved to LA, I was walking down Hollywood Boulevard. And you know, they have like the

stars where they haven't put someone's name in them. Yeah, they're so empty. I was walking down it

and someone had just written Blink 182. It's so cool. I'm right there with you. That's actually,

you know, the Hollywood Boulevard, like literally where the stars are is where the fucking Greyhound

dropped me off when I was a runaway and went to LA. Oh, I know exactly. And that was on Vine and

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