Episode 349: The Salem Witch Trials Part 2
Chilluminati Podcast
Chilluminati Podcast
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2026
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
In episode two of their three-part journey through the Salem Witch Trials, Mathas takes Alex and Jesse through the trials themselves, and plays fact or fiction with Arthur Miller's The Crucible.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:21.9 | And welcome back to the Jolumani podcast, episode 349. |
| 0:26.0 | As always, I'm one of your host, Mike Martin, joined by my two favorite DMV workers, Jesse |
| 0:30.9 | and Alex. |
| 0:32.0 | We are the ones that decided to make half of the room face the other half of the room. |
| 0:37.3 | It is a essential part of dealing with your... |
| 0:41.4 | Oh, actually, I'm so sorry. |
| 0:42.8 | You have the wrong form for that half of the room. |
| 0:45.7 | So I need to go back to the front and get form 5F. |
| 0:48.6 | You got 5E. |
| 0:50.1 | I get a misunderstanding. |
| 0:51.7 | And then bring it back to me. |
| 0:53.2 | You're going to have to wait again facing the other side of the room before you can sit on the other side. Then hand me the form. |
| 0:59.3 | Then I give you that form back. And then you go sit on the new side, which then you can be called. |
| 1:03.3 | I don't have a real ID. Help. I'm so sorry. You can't fly or do anything. I'm not joking. I |
| 1:10.7 | zoned out as he were talking. You just like, he went to the real DMV in his mind. Yeah, you were there for a minute. You immersed me too well. We triggered his, we triggered his, uh, fighter flight disassociated and just just gone. That sounds correct. We all have to go to the DMV soon. That's where this comes from everybody. None of us want to go. It's all, it's all just a ritual. It's the opposite of magic. |
| 1:33.3 | It's not cool. It takes something from you. It's like mundane. |
| 1:38.9 | Bullshy. Yeah. Yeah. The magic of the mundane. |
| 1:43.7 | Like I should just be able to click something. |
| 1:46.3 | Like, what are we doing? |
| 1:47.2 | You thought life was going too fast? |
| 1:48.7 | Watch time dilate in real time. |
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