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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 349: Beta Males

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2017

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:10.0

Why are you looking at a meal? Are you right? That right. Cause, cause Tom, you think that's

0:17.4

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0:23.6

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0:28.2

I had a fucking say something. I mean, what is up with Tom fucking talking shit about

0:33.2

everybody fucking state. All that garbage state. All that garbage state. Bro, you live in

0:39.0

fucking Illinois. Like, where the fuck is that anyway? I mean, nobody fucking cares. Nobody

0:45.4

is fucking cares about Illinois. You know, fucking you guys are fucking walking around.

0:49.5

Like, we see pictures. Everybody looks like a fucking walrus eating your fucking

0:53.6

lasagna pizza just to put on enough fucking blubber to fucking survive the problem.

0:58.0

You got a negative 50 degrees wins from the fucking lake up north. Nobody wants to

1:04.2

fucking live there. No, like the fucking Illinois. Probably has to get that off my chest.

1:08.9

Glory, ho.

1:09.9

Yes, yes. Hello, Tom and Siser. I wanted to call into thank my fellow German comrade for

1:17.2

his comment about the pronunciation of Götterdemmerung. It is offensive. How you uncultured

1:24.4

American sub-humans put your own fine German language. It is obviously, obviously too much

1:30.9

to handle for your soft drinks of brains. Speaking with a sick accent is unacceptable and

1:37.8

just demonstrates the stupidity of the speaker. Of course, it doesn't matter much really

1:43.8

because no self-respecting German comrade would ever listen to your stupid program in the

1:48.4

first place. Why do I listen, you ask? Well, I am obviously not self-respecting. Glory

1:56.4

ho.

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