Episode 349: Beta Males
Cognitive Dissonance
Tom Curry
4.8 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2017
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:28.2 | I had a fucking say something. I mean, what is up with Tom fucking talking shit about |
| 0:33.2 | everybody fucking state. All that garbage state. All that garbage state. Bro, you live in |
| 0:39.0 | fucking Illinois. Like, where the fuck is that anyway? I mean, nobody fucking cares. Nobody |
| 0:45.4 | is fucking cares about Illinois. You know, fucking you guys are fucking walking around. |
| 0:49.5 | Like, we see pictures. Everybody looks like a fucking walrus eating your fucking |
| 0:53.6 | lasagna pizza just to put on enough fucking blubber to fucking survive the problem. |
| 0:58.0 | You got a negative 50 degrees wins from the fucking lake up north. Nobody wants to |
| 1:04.2 | fucking live there. No, like the fucking Illinois. Probably has to get that off my chest. |
| 1:08.9 | Glory, ho. |
| 1:09.9 | Yes, yes. Hello, Tom and Siser. I wanted to call into thank my fellow German comrade for |
| 1:17.2 | his comment about the pronunciation of Götterdemmerung. It is offensive. How you uncultured |
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| 1:30.9 | to handle for your soft drinks of brains. Speaking with a sick accent is unacceptable and |
| 1:37.8 | just demonstrates the stupidity of the speaker. Of course, it doesn't matter much really |
| 1:43.8 | because no self-respecting German comrade would ever listen to your stupid program in the |
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| 1:56.4 | ho. |
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