Episode 349: 14 Incher
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2022
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
O'Neill opens up this episode up with a real whodunit that will get people talking a la Making a Murderer. After that, it's an 83 year old former pastor, who's just living his dream as a male on male adult film star. It's never too late to pursue your dreams! Inspirational stuff. Staying in that same lane, we then discuss a pastor, who was called out in front of his congregation for majorly inappropriate and illegal behavior. Also, Danish shares some Vegas pool party scientific data he came across. We get some much needed Aaron softball updates. Ever wonder how big Aaron's glove is? Well, we have your answer! And, there's a Kevin Holland update. He's the UFC fighter who keeps getting involved in saving the day. Well, he's back at it! We close it out by talking about the hit show, Love on the Spectrum (America).
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| 0:00.0 | All right, welcome to the |
| 0:04.1 | Oh, yeah, hey, we're back ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:16.6 | First of all, thank you to everybody that came out to the Denver comedy works over Memorial |
| 0:21.2 | Day weekend. |
| 0:22.2 | I was a good showing and we had some pretty good shows. |
| 0:25.8 | I want to thank Brian, Brian, Brian, and John Boy, and I was a lot of Ryan and Brian. |
| 0:32.8 | I know, and there was a few people in the, there was a guy in the front row who was like, |
| 0:37.6 | he didn't let me know he was a beach cop, but he's like, I like, like, well, the girlfriend |
| 0:40.8 | pegs me and I was like, okay, here we go, unless he just is into that. |
| 0:44.9 | No, because then later I go, what do you do for a job? |
| 0:46.9 | He said, I'm a beach cop, so well, I figured that was a confirmation there's a tell right |
| 0:54.6 | there. |
| 0:55.6 | Also, a bit of a mystery. |
| 0:59.0 | I don't know, Aaron, if you want me to disclose this, because you may be the culprit, but there |
| 1:04.4 | was half a duty of the toilet when I took a piss in the studio. |
| 1:09.0 | Who left the half a duty in there? |
| 1:11.0 | That was not me. |
| 1:12.0 | I've been stuck in here. |
| 1:14.0 | Aaron? |
| 1:15.0 | Aaron, are you going to get to the bottom of this around the office? |
| 1:19.1 | See who what's going on? |
| 1:20.5 | I am not a duke cop. |
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