Hey, Emily. You got a boyfriend? Because, uh, my man, he here. He just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.

The girls got her standards. Oh, my.

The women know about shrinkage.

Isn't it common, Emily? What do you mean, like, laundry? It's drinks?

Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?

Oh, my God. I feel so drunk. Being bad feels pretty good.

But, you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

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I'm so happy to be here with Menace. We haven't done our show.

I know. We've been sort of had a scattered schedule, but it's awesome to be here.

I apologize to everybody, but, you know, it's a holiday.

And I mean, that's not an excuse. We should be here doing shows.

It's just been so hectic. You've been out town. I've been out town. We're here together.

We're here together. It's so awesome to be here. And today's show is about oral sex.

And we have a special guest that we're calling a little bit who makes these strips.

It's called your mask. And it's made to make the taste of semen more enjoyable.

When you're performing oral sex on a man, if you don't like the taste of semen, but you want to be a swallower,

you put the strip in your... It's like a Listerine strip kind of thing.

Now, the taste of semen is not wonderful.

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