Episode 347 - The Kids Are All Fright

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Fmofm, Comedy, Floridaman, Truecrime, Florida, Floridamen, History, Mystery

5 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, the boys dive into the eerie legend of Mother Volco, the witch of Cassadaga, Florida. In the 1980s, three teenagers found themselves entangled in a chilling urban legend that would change their lives forever.

Luke West returns with Luke’s Five Minute Movie Corner to break down the upcoming Disney film Tron: Ares, giving his fiery take on what fans can expect from the sequel.

For the icebreaker, the team opens up a round of listener-submitted mail tackling your strangest questions, wildest dilemmas, and most Floridian problems with their signature blend of humor and heart.

Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union: Florida.

To learn more about the show, visit our website at www.fmofm.com

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0:00.0	Starting, Florida Men on Florida Man.
0:05.8	Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.
0:13.7	That's where my heart is yearning ever,
0:17.7	where the old folks stay.
0:25.5	Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty.
0:35.6	The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. That was a long. In floor. The floor.
0:43.0	That was a long one. How are you, sir?
0:46.6	I hope our listeners hung with us.
0:47.4	I think they do.
0:49.1	They sing along to the song.
0:52.9	They like to match our cadence in their cars and in their homes.
0:59.1	Because holding your breath while singing, although it is a David Blaine skill.
1:00.3	Yes, come on.
1:02.9	It is also preferred for us.
1:04.5	Yes, it is. And if you are just joining, you've been maybe gone for a bit, it's spooky season where you're in October, which means all of our
1:10.9	episodes are scary and we announced this last week. We're going to go out of order. So instead
1:16.8	of going to the traditional cold open headlines, icebreaker story, we're going to do cold open
1:21.8	and then story.
1:23.7	Story, yeah. The ghost have taken over. That's right. Tell the listeners about that, Josh, how we discover the ghosts have taken over. That's right. The ghosts have taken over. That's right. Tell the listeners about that, Josh, how we discovered. The ghosts have taken over. That's right. The ghosts have taken over. And we hope they make us sound better. They make us look better. We hope that's the least they could do. Of course. I hope there's a ghost filter on me. Oh, that would be kind of cute. That makes maybe my hairstyle cooler.
1:44.9	I don't even know what it would be, though. I don't even know. Comovers are kind of in. You keep saying that. Yeah, but here's the thing, though, dude. I think you've got great hair. No one's ever, ever said that you have been here. Scientific fact, yeah. And then you keep saying how you want to cover it and how you can't quite.
2:02.9	To someone like myself, that's offensive. You see where that can be offensive because your hair looks so good as it is. And then you're always constantly complaining about it. It's like, what do I do with this amount of luxurious hair? Yeah. You know, do I put it it in do i put it in like dreads
2:18.7	do i spike it do i gel it you know i don't trust right people with dread locks
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