All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

Sons out, buns out.

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We are officially back from Hot White Palooza in Tucson.

And that was, it was a great event, but it was interesting from my perspective because there

was a lot, there was just a lot going on.

Well, it was interesting for a lot of reasons.

It's really our first, first leap back

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took time off. You were recovering from surgery. It's the first real foray back into the lifestyle

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