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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 347: Clap On...

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, the guys start by reviewing Donald Trump's speech to congress. Then they discuss several news stories including: Stories covered in episode: Rick Wiles: Flynn Forced Out By 'Devil-Worshiping, Luciferian, Demon-Possessed Maniacs' Behind Global Child Molestation Ring Rick Wiles: If Hillary Clinton Won, We Would All Be Dead From Nuclear War Franklin Graham: Supporting Planned Parenthood is Like 'Raising Money to Fund a Nazi Death Camp' Alex Jones: Witches Are Coming After Donald Trump 'Because He's Good' Pat Robertson: Stop Witches From Cursing Donald Trump Churches Are Readying Homes And Underground Railroads To Hide Immigrants From Deportation Under Trump 100 Headstones Toppled At Jewish Cemetery In Philadelphia Muslims raise over $91,000 for vandalized Jewish cemetery in Missouri

Transcript

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0:27.2

It is just in clay. I just watched guys live show. I just wanted to let you know that Tom,

0:35.8

you look, uh, a lot. That's like a Viking when I thought you would. Instead, you look more

0:41.5

like me on steroids, which is really disappointing. And, uh, Cecil, you look like, uh, well, you

0:48.7

took a lot like, uh, a lot less like fry, uh, from the future Ramos and I expected. But anyway,

0:55.7

love the show. Enjoy it. I'm glad you guys did it.

0:59.7

Hey, this is Desert Dave down in San Antonio once again. I hadn't found anything to bitch

1:07.9

about lately. Well, I did have a two lazy to bother. But the one thing I always want to

1:13.3

do when I hear the show is I'm like, what the fuck? Recording live. How else are you

1:18.8

going to fucking record? Recording dead? Recording combitose? No, it's always live. Just

1:24.0

say live from fucking glory whole studios. No, I don't really want your changes. I like

1:28.5

it. But I just had a picture about it because it's like an OCD thing that happens every

1:32.7

time I listen to the show. Anyway, glory holding on to the fuckers from beautiful San Antonio

1:38.3

and the show.

1:45.3

Speed wise that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended.

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