You're listening to the co-main event podcast, and now your hosts, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right. You're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host, Chad Dundas, a long-time MMA journalist, novelist, and podcaster.

And joining me, as always, from MMA junkie and USA Today, it's your friend and mine, Mr. Ben, folks.

Ben, finally, finally, these professional

MMA fighters are starting to adapt my personal preferred strategy when it comes to how to

begin a fight. And that is sprint straight across the cage and kick the other guy on the nuts.

I've been saying it for years. You know, some ideas seem obvious in retrospect, but you have to

appreciate the true visionaries who were out there in the wilderness screaming it from the rooftops

back when it mattered. Yeah, first. Yeah. An early adapter.

That's right.

Of how to start a fight.

Then I would jump out of the cage and run back to the locker room, get my bags packed and my clothes on as fast as I could.

I assume you got your bendal.

You got your bindle ready to go so you can hop a passing freight train. Yeah, just catch a cab straight to the airport and I'm out of town before Darren Till is even up.

You know, Jorge Mossvedal chooses to stick around and fight another eight minutes.

That would not be my way.

You don't feel like maybe you want to hang around and see if you can get an eye poke in there?

Maybe you grab some shorts, get your toes in the fence.

Who knows? get your toes in the fence who knows i mean those would be plans b c and d if plan a didn't go off

like it was supposed to yeah yeah i mean i feel like one thing we've learned is that if you

really mix up the fowls your chances of facing any meaningful repercussions go from slim

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