Episode 346: Drag Race All Stars 7 – Episode 5: Draguation Speeches
Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race
Colin Drucker & Johnny Also
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
The valedictorians of Drag Race take the stage in their magna cum laudest gowns to impart their wisdom to an undefined class of students of Drag U, a show we thought was canceled after three seasons. To the surprise of just about no one, Jinkx not only excels but could come back to Drag U and teach a class in how to do this challenge. Raja reaches for the stars, gets two and celebrates with a bemused shimmy during the lip sync, Shea plays a familiar tune on her grandmother’s accordion pleat, Yvie is a living example of losing is the new winning and we continue to be divided on our takes on the Tuck.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, here's something we all can relate to. One year, I was reluctantly taking a vacation |
| 0:24.0 | in Amsterdam. That's going on holiday for you, Viv. As I was returning to my hotel after |
| 0:30.6 | a particularly raucous night out, a car came whipping around the corner, driving backwards |
| 0:36.2 | at full speed. It hit my body like a charging rhino, knocked the joint right out of my |
| 0:42.0 | hand. I just flocked over the car like a rag doll, landed flat in the street, but I stood |
| 0:46.8 | up, dusted myself off, took a bow and said, that was a freebie. I felt completely fine, |
| 0:54.8 | so I didn't do anything about it. Now seven years later, my spine is out of alignment |
| 1:00.3 | in three different places, and I wake up every morning, feeling like I've been put through |
| 1:04.5 | cement mixer. You see, the body remembers trauma, even if the mind suppresses it. Some |
| 1:12.9 | say being born is an act of trauma. Think of it. You are ripped out of the ultimate |
| 1:20.0 | safe space and then thrust into a world full of people who would just as soon run you |
| 1:26.4 | down with their car and leave you for dead in the middle of the streets of Amsterdam. |
| 1:37.4 | Obviously, this entire speech is just so good, but I felt like this little section was |
| 1:44.8 | such a good example of why it was so good, because I felt like this really covered the |
| 1:49.8 | ways in which this speech shouldn't have worked, like to tell this crazy story about Amsterdam |
| 1:56.1 | to tie it into the topic of trauma and that buzz word, and then to be able to bring back |
| 2:01.5 | the car accident as a joke. With the best supporting joint in her hand, I mean, I just |
| 2:07.8 | felt like, and she's like barely looking at her cards, I just was like, wow, this is |
| 2:12.8 | so good. It was so brilliant. I can't believe she created this in the same amount of time |
| 2:22.5 | as everybody else. Yeah, and it felt, I mean, I think a big part of this challenge was |
| 2:29.7 | that thing that Rue talks about. Do I feel comfortable? Do I feel like you've got this |
| 2:33.6 | moment covered, or do I see you kind of glancing nervously at your cards? Are you Blair |
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